Have you been paying attention?

What's wrong with this bill?

I'll buy lunch for the winner. In the event that more than one person gets it right, I will very scientifically select a winner from a hat. I will literally put all the names in a hat and draw. It will probably be a cowboy hat. Or maybe a sombrero if I'm feeling festive.

Winner announced Saturday, May 29th whenever I get around to it.