They ain't lyin'

I've recently started exercising fairly regularly and am trying to watch what I eat. So of course a recent night out included a very strict diet regime I call, "Tamales and Sausage".

Note: You really should consult your doctor before beginning any new diet. Luckily mine was there. OK, it was my dad. And he's a dermatologist. But whatever.

Floore's does a limited menu when they have a big show so the regular cafe menu that includes salads, sandwiches and chicken fried goodness is whittled down to meat, meat and meat. And no fries, just chips. Luckily this fit my new requirements. I had 6 (!) of the best tamales I've ever had in my life (and I've made home made tamales). They are the perfect combination of meat to masa and fat to spice. They are really, really good. Then I washed them down with a sausage. (I turned my nose up at the flour tortilla it was wrapped in until I saw it was smeared with the charred outside of the sausage so I had to try it. And it was worth it.) The sausages aren't too greasy and have a smokey thing going on that I really like. I declared that I wanted to make a sausage flavored lozenge as I sucked on a particularly good piece. I'd kiss snotty strangers just to get sick. Yes, I just said that. Rounded out the meal with a couple of Michelob Ultras for dessert (note to self: they make you very burpy. do not drink any more of those) and I was a very happy camper. A happy camper that couldn't get up and dance because my jeans were undone.

John T. Floore Country Store. You'll come for the tamales, you'll stay for the sausage. Oh yeah, and some pretty damn good live music.

John T. Floore Country Store

14492 Old Bandera Rd

Helotes, Texas 78023

210.695.8827

http://www.liveatfloores.com/index.html